Zen AF

Searching for inner peace but still check your notifications every 30 seconds? Welcome to Zen AF.

This isn't your grandfather's Zen. This is a collection of brutally honest, witty, and insightful micro-stories for the digital age. It discards the incense and silent retreats to find wisdom where we actually live: in dropped WiFi signals, frustrating group chats, and the soul-crushing despair of the DMV.

Instead of ancient masters, you'll meet a life-coach influencer questioning her existence after a post gets three likes, an AI that decides the only path to fulfillment is a 10-hour silent video, and an enlightened Roomba that gives up on straight lines to vacuum in perfect, meditative circles.

These fifty modern parables find koans hidden in your spam folder, your Netflix queue, and the useless 'door close' button on the elevator.

Each story is a sharp, funny reminder that the universe is weirder and wiser than your Twitter feed. It's a guide to finding the pause button in a world that won't stop scrolling, showing you how to let go of what's weighing you down-from the pressure to have 'Inbox Zero' to the desire for the last slice of pizza.

Zen AF is your no-nonsense guide to finding clarity in the chaos. It's enlightenment, with a side of existential dread and a splash of oat milk.