Tyland

From the Crazy Minds at The Canadian Lampoon comes the #1 parody of the #1 drama in Canadian history:
TYLAND: A HEARTLAND PARODY
When Ty Boredom, who everyone thought was dead, reappears at the Heartland ranch, he finds that things have really changed. His wife Amy Flemmy has several dozen potential boyfriends lurking around, and his in-laws Tim Flemmy and Lou Flemmy Gorilla Face More-Ass have taken over the ranch. After all, while Ty was absent from Heartland, fans were forced to pay attention to Tim and Lou's drab storylines! What ensues is drama and mayhem with all your favorite and not so favorite Heartland (like) characters in the mix!
So if you are wondering:
How will Ty dispense with all of Amy's potential boyfriends and what kind of relationship drama will ensue?
Will Grandpa Jack Stonewall Bartholemew offer some eye squints and platitudes?
Will Caleb O'Dummy be bested in an IQ test by a horse?
Will Peter More-Ass finally find a job worthy of his skills in Hudson?
And what lengths will Tim and Lou Flemmy go to to get rid of wunderkind Ty?
Read this book to find out!