Two Facts Before You Flush

Looking for a funny gift that is actually interesting?

Two Facts Before You Flush delivers 240 weird, true, and share-worthy facts-exactly two per page.

Open the book anywhere, read for a minute, and discover something surprising about the human body, animals, history, science, everyday life, or the strange things people have tried over the years.

Inside, you will discover:

• A brain that cannot feel its own pain
• Animals with weapons, tools, dialects, and questionable habits
• Historical ideas that somehow received official approval
• Scientific discoveries that sound completely made up
• Ordinary objects with surprisingly strange stories
• Human experiments, inventions, records, and decisions that deserve an explanation

Every fact is:

• Quick and easy to read
• Carefully researched
• Written with a smart, memorable punchline
• Designed to be repeated at dinner, at work, or at the worst possible moment

There are no long chapters, no homework, and no need to read the book in order. Each page contains exactly two carefully selected facts, making it ideal for short bathroom breaks, waiting rooms, coffee tables, road trips, or a few minutes before bed.

A great gift for:

• Dads, husbands, brothers, and friends
• Trivia fans and curious readers
• Coworkers and Secret Santa exchanges
• Birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, and White Elephant parties
• Anyone who enjoys weird facts and unexpected knowledge

Funny enough to get a laugh. Interesting enough to get read.

Two weird facts per page. Every one worth repeating.