The Silent Bells

When the Secular Unity Act passes at midnight, church bells across America fall silent. Prayer becomes illegal. Faith becomes a mental illness. And three unlikely heroesmust lead the world's most dysfunctional resistance movement.

Father Marcus Sullivan watched them remove the cross from his church while making *Empire Strikes Back* references. Sarah Chen signed away her integrity while teaching kids about Rome's fall using illegal history. David Rodriguez discovered that protecting people's right to believe makes you a terroristNo One, Because the Internet Is Dead

"I laughed, I cried, I questioned my faith in humanity. Then I remembered humanity includes people who willingly live in Winnipeg, so the bar was already low." Former President Walsh, Currently Learning to Knit

WARNING: Contains explicit language, religious persecution, Canadian stereotypes, excessive Star Wars references, and an ending where they save freedom by accidentally destroying civilization. Also, a moose who steals communion bread.

Perfect for fans of Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams, and anyone who thinks the apocalypse would be funnier with more Tim Hortons.

THE SILENT BELLS: Because if civilization is ending anyway, we might as well laugh about it.