Stang

Howdy! If you're readin' this it means that hot little number on the front cover caught your eye. Well, it caught a lot more than me and my best friend Heather's eye, that's fo' damn sho', 'cause that there ain't no ordinary hot rod. That there is the best damn sex a girl ever had. Weren't enough that Heather's boyfriend modified it before he died with a 426 street Hemi and enough horsepower to outrun the Four Horsemen, or that he added a soft top to make it even more sexy that it already was, it was the fact it gave me and H the best dang orgasms we've ever had in our life. Okay, so it might have caused a bit of havoc out on the road some, and it might have made a few people disappear in its trunk, but hell. That car took better care of me and H than any man ever could'a. Stranger things have been known to happen south of the Mason Dixon. So if y'all like roller coasters, and ya' ain't too bashful 'bout what goes on 'tween the sheets, then hop in and let me an H take you for a ride in the hottest, most bad-ass, sexually possessed Mustang you ever did see.