Signed, Not Sealed

What if the most powerful pen in America could finally tell its story?

From signing bills that change the nation to rubber-stamping birthday cards no president ever saw, the White House AutoPen has lived a life of silent authority-until now. In this sharp, witty, and unapologetically dry memoir, AutoPen J. Hamilton pulls back the curtain on three presidencies and decades of ink-soaked service.

With equal parts satire and sincerity, the AutoPen reflects on:

• Absurd Documents - the ridiculous things it was ordered to sign (and the ones it wasn't supposed to).

• Ink Maintenance - the unglamorous side of keeping democracy flowing.

• Unauthorized Users - interns, aides, and one very suspicious custodian.

• Presidential Secrets - moments that even the Commander-in-Chief might not want in print.

No president is spared, no signature is safe, and no reader will ever look at a John Hancock the same way again.

Whether you're a political junkie, a lover of satire, or simply someone who enjoys a clever twist on history, this book delivers a page-turning blend of humor, truth, and just enough profanity to keep it real.