Santa

Santa Claus vs. The Night of Christmas Chaos
By Michael James

This Christmas, Santa isn't battling the cold-
he's battling the universe.

Everything should have been simple: deliver presents, eat cookies, avoid feral poodles. But when the Naughty List gains sentience, a wormhole opens over the North Pole, the reindeer unionize mid-flight, and an experimental machine creates a buff Santa clone, the real Santa is thrust into the most chaotic Christmas Eve of his centuries-long career.

Flying fish storms. Pasta tornadoes. Gingerbread uprisings. Rogue toys. Wish disasters.
And that's just the first hour.

Now Santa must race across the world, dodge magical catastrophes, fix exploding presents, survive reindeer therapy sessions, and track down a gremlin who stole his entire gift bag-before sunrise ends Christmas forever. Exhausted, bruised, and emotionally unstable, Santa discovers the one thing that keeps him going: a single child's letter reminding him he doesn't have to be perfect... just human.

Hilarious, heartwarming, chaotic, and unexpectedly deep, this book is the ultimate holiday adventure for readers who love comedy, magic, and pure Christmas mayhem.

Ho ho hold on tight-
because this is not the Christmas story you grew up with.