PATCHES & Roy Explorers Extraordinaire

Hi, I'm Patches-and my best friend Roy is a dog. A very loud, very brilliant, occasionally explosive dog.

Together, we turned my backyard into a science lab, invented a fart-powered rocket (don't ask), and accidentally launched ourselves into deep space. One minute we were chasing squirrels, the next we were battling alien blobs and trying to decode the mysteries of the Milky Bone galaxy.

Roy might bark first and think later, but he's got a nose for adventure-and I've got the gadgets, the charts, and way too many glow sticks. If you like wild inventions, cosmic goo, and dogs in flight goggles, this book is definitely for you.

Yes. . Sure, go ahead....

Hi, I'm Roy. I'm a dog. I'm also a certified Barkonaut, backyard scientist, sock thief, and professional tail-chaser.

My human, Patches, thinks he's the brains of the operation (he writes stuff down and wears goggles), but let's be real-I'm the muscle, the bark, and the fuzzy face of this intergalactic team.

One day, we built a fart-powered spaceship in the backyard. The next thing I knew, we were zooming past Jupiter, battling alien goo, and saving the galaxy with hot dogs and duct tape. It got weird. It got messy. I may have licked a moon.

If you like explosions, snacks, barking at meteors, and science experiments that definitely shouldn't be approved by any adult, hop into our ship. It's not space-grade. But it is awesome.

Prepare to launch. Or bark. Or both.