Hail To the Porn Fiend

The global economy is collapsing and America is on the brink of nuclear war with the Russians. And President Abe Jenkins doesn't give a damn!

At seventy-nine years old, the man known as "Dishonest Abe" has officially ascended to his final form: a biological marvel of pure, unadulterated vice. Armed with pockets full of mini Crown Royal Regal Apple bottles, a mountain of stale donuts, and an intermittent cigarette habit, the leader of the free world has completely locked himself away from reality. While critical intelligence briefs pile up unread and the Kremlin interprets Washington's radio silence as a green light for a first strike, Jenkins is hyper-focused on an entirely different crisis-his premium, dark-web adult video feed is stuck buffering.

As the air-raid sirens begin to wail and eighty nuclear missiles barrel over the polar ice caps, Chief of Staff Arthur Pendleton and the Joint Chiefs scramble to the Oval Office with the nuclear football. They have exactly ten minutes to extract the launch authentication codes from a senile, checked-out politician who views the end of human civilization as a minor inconvenience to his screen time.

Dr. Strangelove meets Veep in this blisteringly dark, laugh-out-loud political farce about institutional decay, algorithmic addiction, and the absolute absurdity of the apocalypse.

Scroll up and grab your copy to witness the most dysfunctional (and hilarious) final countdown in human history!