Encyclopenia Gigantica

(From back cover) For all the attention and scrutiny the male penis a.k.a. johnson, receives, there's little we actually know about it. Despite over four billion of them currently flopping around all over the world, the male johnson remains, for the most part, an enigma. This has enabled myths, stereotypes, and misinformation to run wild, completely warping society's collective penile point of view.

Leveraging the best in peer reviewed scientific research and a unique, irreverently charming perspective, Encyclopenia is the lighthouse that will guide everyone through this storm. No stone is left unturned. No topic is taboo or off limits. Distilling complex scientific concepts into (very) plain English, along with humorous, brutally honest opinions, Carolina limits the cringe factor and fearlessly takes on a deep and diverse set of topics spanning sexual evolution to semen retention. From performance enhancing drugs to destroying the mythological 6 inch size assumption.

Whatever your gender, whether you own a johnson, enjoy johnsons, or are just curious, be prepared to laugh, learn, and have your perspective challenged at every turn.

One thing is for certain...you will never think of the male appendage (or life) the same way again!