Too Stupid to Visit

Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?Well yeah. No one's visited us yet. Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quickprayer at the starting line?A clear admission that you can't possibly win without divineintervention — yeah, that'll really psych out your opponents. And this 'bigger is better' thing — completely illogical.Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there.If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall. These bits and many more in Too Stupid to Visit. If you enjoyed George Carlin's Braindroppings, try Too Stupid to Visit. "e;… wretchedly funny."e;  C. Mike Rice, Realworldatheism "e;Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. …"e; Gemini Rising "e;Jass is a comedy genius. … reminiscent of Monty Python … "e; May Arend, Brazilian Bookworm