Confessions of a Wayward Catholic

Confessions of a Wayward Catholic is a hilarious yet insightful account of Frank Scoblete's years from kindergarten through grandparenthood as a confused, wayward, seemingly ever-sinning Catholic. Join Frank for a possibly hell-bound ride as he attempts to understand what God and religion are all about. Will Frank reach the pearly gates or be banished to eternal damnation?"e;I love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written!"e; - Alene Scoblete, wife"e;Francis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances."e; - Sister Jerome Blake, in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart."e;I don't know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I'm proud they did well in religion."e; - Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein"e;I believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily, Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor."e; - Jesus Christ"e;Scoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body, just like I did Job."e; - God"e;Frank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He's my main man!"e; - Satan